{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:14:02 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/829487","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1235\" class=\"url\" title=\"Henrik Westerlund\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">synkk<\/span><\/a><\/span> A man walks into a bar with a lump of concrete under his arm.  He says, &quot;I'll have a pint for me, and one for the road!&quot;"}