{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Dec-11 22:15:56 UTC","author_name":"Jordan Cameron (tenmihara)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tenmihara","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/829496","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Okay, one last time before I get in trouble for spamming. A master punster tells a room full of people that he can make a pun on any subject. Someone asks him to make one about the queen, but he says he can't as the queen is not a subject."}