{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 15-Dec-11 16:13:55 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/831648","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Valuable Customer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Also I would like the ability to teleport myself from Equestria to Earth and back at will, and be able to transform myself from pony to human an back l\u0336i\u0336k\u0336e\u0336 \u0336a\u0336 \u0336M\u0336a\u0336g\u0336i\u0336c\u0336a\u0336l\u0336 \u0336G\u0336i\u0336r\u0336l\u0336."}