{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-11 09:16:29 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/833550","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1235\" class=\"url\" title=\"Henrik Westerlund\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaxx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't take your laptop into the shower, then. That was your mistake."}