{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-11 09:18:36 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/833560","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1235\" class=\"url\" title=\"Henrik Westerlund\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaxx<\/span><\/a><\/span> There are some humor avenues that statement presents which I shall choose not to pursue. Admittedly it's a problem. Um...get you one of them waterproof iPad covers and an iPad!"}