{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-11 09:38:37 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/833634","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1047\" class=\"url\" title=\"Erik Banner\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">communistprime<\/span><\/a><\/span> If they had a glowing fireaxe I'd probably buy that right now."}