{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Saturday, 17-Dec-11 09:46:21 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/836311","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> I like the 'pull' one, where the fellow is dropping from the roof and gets nailed in the melon."}