{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Sunday, 18-Dec-11 07:41:35 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/838702","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3553\" class=\"url\" title=\"Michael\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fallinwinter<\/span><\/a><\/span> I am. When I want to ship ponies they always say &quot;Sir, we can't deliver animals.&quot; The nerve! This is why I never go to the post office."}