{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-11 00:01:57 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/840867","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's gorgeous. Thankfully I never learned to play. I think I would have destroyed not only physical pianos, but their reputation as musical instruments as well."}