{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-11 10:48:17 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/841958","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Dude\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh, sort of how like every square is a parallelogram but not every parallelogram is a square, or how things can be demons *and* aliens?"}