{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-11 22:10:24 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/842847","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, I'm in no kind of physical condition for that sort of thing. Speaking of spartans: Spartan substitute teacher! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cx8BrJIWqMo&amp;feature=related\" title=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cx8BrJIWqMo&amp;feature=related\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-42636\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Cx8BrJIWqMo&amp;feature=related<\/a>"}