{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-11 23:56:30 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/843006","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5956\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kiyye Videus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">swirls<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have beer. Want a beer? Have a beer! I also have a cat. Want a cat?"}