{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-11 23:57:00 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/843008","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5743\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Or any silly middle name, really. Like Toaster Oven. I wish Toaster Oven was my middle name. I wouldn't even go by any other name if that was my middle name. Toaster Oven would seriously be the greatest middle name of all time. &quot;Hi, what's your name?&quot; &quot;Oven... Toaster Oven.&quot; I think you know what I'm trying to say here."}