{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Dec-11 01:00:55 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/843178","html":"Alright. Unlike pop, this sandwich will *not* eat itself. I reckon I better cowboy up and take care of this. Later, everypony. Breathe deep and seek peace."}