{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Thursday, 22-Dec-11 02:05:09 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/848487","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3553\" class=\"url\" title=\"Michael\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">fallinwinter<\/span><\/a><\/span> Snowflakes, genius. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY ARE STARS. WE ARE NOT IN HYPERSPACE, PONIES. THINK ABOUT THIS MONTH, AND WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS IN THIS MONTH. Okay, I feel a lot better now. Sorry if that offended you."}