{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"James Quinton (?) (expanddong)'s status on Saturday, 24-Dec-11 20:16:46 UTC","author_name":"James Quinton (?) (expanddong)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/expanddong","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/856349","html":"EVERYDAY, THERE IS A MONKEY SHOVING BANANAS INTO A CANNON AND FIRES THE BANANAS INTO MY NEIGHBORS LAWN. I TELL THEM, I DIDN'T DO IT, BUT THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME. WHEN I FIND THAT MONKEY...OH...I'M GOING TO SEND HIM TO SPACE"}