{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Dec-11 21:02:27 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/861805","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thesinistergreydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dude, if I knew how to do that, I'd have opened it years ago. Of course, you don't actually know that I don't type this from Equestria. What if I went to an Equestria where the internet exists, and lets me contact people in your universe?"}