{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)'s status on Thursday, 29-Dec-11 22:21:39 UTC","author_name":"MIkel  The Deranged Stallion (derangedstallion)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derangedstallion","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/866949","html":"I fimd pinke pie's ability to defy the laws of physics at any given time a bit terrafing, same goes for fluttershy's stare. Twilight evolving into rapidash made me cry, and rainbow dash's sonic rainnuke is just plane scarry. I have a phobia of getting buked in the face by Apple jack, and Rarity has a dragon that will do anything she says(granted he's still a baby but he can still burn me to a crisp." Who do i fear most? Fluttershy, Why? She has an army consisting of bears, snakes, halks, and worst of all bunnies. Now a thought just occured to me, there is one person who can do all this Chuck Norris."}