{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Clueless Pony (cluelesspony)'s status on Friday, 30-Dec-11 20:25:50 UTC","author_name":"Clueless Pony (cluelesspony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cluelesspony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/869820","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6065\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dave McCloud\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">psychoshy122<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wow. I'm sorry dude.  Why can't anypony have like... a lightsaber or something.  Or maybe a pony, to be all meta..."}