{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Clueless Pony (cluelesspony)'s status on Friday, 30-Dec-11 20:29:12 UTC","author_name":"Clueless Pony (cluelesspony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cluelesspony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/869830","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Someone call the CMC quick!  But what would their job be then?  Life coach?"}