{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"!js2lIkxuL6 (pk)'s status on Wednesday, 11-May-11 04:55:53 UTC","author_name":"!js2lIkxuL6 (pk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/87245","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/953\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">onixus<\/span><\/a><\/span> My goal is actually to kill all my readers with sheer awesome."}