{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"naa's status on Saturday, 31-Dec-11 23:37:50 UTC","author_name":"naa","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/naa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/872721","html":"Heard the funniest story from my aunt when we were in the pub earlier. They were going over the Clfton Suspension Bridge back in Bristol, there was a sign there with a number for people to call if...well, they were thinking about jumping off of the bridge. A cousin of mine (4 years old at the time) then proceeds to ask "Why would you call that number, do they jump off the bridge for ya?" I then proceeded to laugh my apples off so hard it hurt for 5 minutes or so xD"}