{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jan-12 09:15:55 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/878995","html":"I had a dream that a Brute was chasing me over a lightbridge. I wrapped a towel around its leg and used that to throw it over the edge into a huge stack of glossy photo paper. Well, that was part of the dream, anyway."}