{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"techno0pony's status on Thursday, 05-Jan-12 05:53:03 UTC","author_name":"techno0pony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/techno0pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/885237","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dane Dychkowski\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> GLaDoS started off as a potatoe clock. Then Cave Johnson decided; Oh let's make it a more SCIENTIFIC machine! Then he got mad at life because of lemons and then he went crazy, and then he died."}