{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Wednesday, 11-May-11 19:56:50 UTC","author_name":"Erik Banner (communistprime)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/communistprime","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/88659","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1260\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elliot McPherson\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">doctorwhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh man last night I spent a half hour trying to untie my boots because I decided to PULL THE LACE AS HARD AS I COULD in the dark. Not fun."}