{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Milo (milo)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jan-12 00:00:43 UTC","author_name":"Milo (milo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/milo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/892994","html":"Driving home, I had a coke between my legs to avoid spilling it, but because of the lack of leg space I had, my legs applied a lot of force on the soft foam cup, which made the soda explode and fly everywhere. My trousers are now drenched in coke a cola."}