{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-12 04:05:33 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/916717","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2678\" class=\"url\" title=\"Crazy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese<\/span><\/a><\/span> No. Drop everything and run away from this war."}