{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 20-Jan-12 00:12:00 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/923390","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Hugger (Kyle)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hugs<\/span><\/a><\/span> Reminds me of when I'd fill out a job application and they'd ask &quot;Have you ever been convicted of a felony?&quot; and I'd reply &quot;Convicted? No.&quot;"}