{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Thursday, 12-May-11 22:50:11 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/92498","html":"I remember the time I went to Walmart and the PINK ISLE. FEARING for my MANLINESS, I darted down the halls with MANLY MANLY RESOLVE to ACQUIRE the most epic of all hardcore toys to be sought in the toyniverse. PINKIE PIE. I let out a howl, and stared with intense piercing eyes at the amazing pony toys and their price tags. PINK PRINCESSESS CELEST[PLOT]!? THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL PINKIE PIE! I (omitVIOLENTLY SLAPPED THE DECEPTIVE TOY TO THE GROUND\/omit). My MACHO MAN sense was tinging. Pinkie Pie was nearby! I TURNED AND SAW A GOLD MINE OF PINKIE PIE. (actually it was only like three toys or something). I engaged the pricing display in intense MANLY combat, but the pricetag won. There was no way I was going to top $5, even with $30 in my pocket and even more in my bank account. That's worth almost more than FIVE TACOS. There I was! Down to my last chance, when suddenly THE BUBBLE TOY SWOOPED DOWN AND SAVED ME! Only $4 ish! A Pinkie Pie just FOR ME! #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/retlstyle\" rel=\"tag\">RetlStyle<\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/oatmeal\" rel=\"tag\">Oatmeal<\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/toybuyingstories\" rel=\"tag\">ToyBuyingStories<\/a><\/span>"}