{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Clueless Pony (cluelesspony)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Jan-12 03:58:21 UTC","author_name":"Clueless Pony (cluelesspony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cluelesspony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/935352","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Dude\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's his favorite pony, he's declared, due to her teleportation abilities.   He's confused as to why the unicorns don't take over Equestria."}