{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 02:39:16 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/938624","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6849\" class=\"url\" title=\"Patrick Farling\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chiefanchor<\/span><\/a><\/span> In the words of Captain Hazelwood: &quot;What's the worst that could happen?&quot;"}