{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 26-Jan-12 16:12:47 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/943422","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastpicklebarrel<\/span><\/a><\/span> Of course he is, he can cure a rampant case of Mongolian brain worms with a can of cheese soup and some duct tape, do you think he can't handle birthing someone's offspring?"}