{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jan-12 04:09:28 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/947413","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Schr&#xF6;dinger's Cat\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span>  cout &lt;&lt; &quot;ALL I WANTED IN LIFE WAS TO BE AN AWESOME DRAWER BUT INSTEAD I WAS GIFTED WITH PROGRAMMING SKILLS&quot;;"}