{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Friday, 13-May-11 18:45:07 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/94924","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/984\" class=\"url\" title=\"zack cannon\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theawesomepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> The problem is that I have to be able to put a portal in Equestria and one here. And to get to Equestria to put a portal there, I need a portal so I can go to Equestria so I can put a portal there etc... Catch-22, you know. :\/"}