{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"sb42 (sb42)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jan-12 04:41:10 UTC","author_name":"sb42 (sb42)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sb42","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/950218","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> =O Wow. Nice! They say a Dashie can: cure non-brony-ness; teleport you to the earth if you are on the moon; slam a revolving door; give you up, let you down, run around, and desert you (even though she would never do that!); slam a revolving door; walk into Mordor; hold ALL the limes; place a portal through a portal; click the unclickable button; make a slinky go up the stairs; speak braille; delete the recycling bin; eat water; find the holy grail; beat the Rabbit of Caerbannog; oh but I digress. This post would go on longer than &quot;Lorem ipsum sit dolor amet...&quot; if I were to list ALL the things a Dashie can do..."}