{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-12 00:47:36 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/953831","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Valuable Customer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> * @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2559\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jeff\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pinhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> steps into room* *Crack* *Room shatters* *discovers that room was only 1.1mm thick*"}