{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Friday, 13-May-11 23:36:12 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/95532","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/953\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">onixus<\/span><\/a><\/span> I still have my virginity. Can I trade it for Rainbow Dash? Hm... Or lose it to- Nah, I keed."}