{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-11 01:17:30 UTC","author_name":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/carcinogeneticist","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/95699","html":"HELLO STRANGE MUTATED(I JUST SATIRICALLY CALLED YOU MUTATED, BECAUSE I'M TECHNICALLY A MUTANT TOO) MUSCLEBEASTS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE, I AM KARKAT VANTAS THE GREATEST THRESHECUTIONER IN THE UNIVERSE. MY STATE OF BEING THE GREATEST THRESHECUTIONER IN THE UNIVERSE IS ALSO A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT SO IF I WERE A MUTANT MUSCLEPONY OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU bananasS ARE I WOULD *STILL* BE AN AWESOME THRESHECUTIONER. OH RIGHT, LET ME GET OFF THE SITE BEFORE TEREZI STARTS TRYING TO LICK YOUR LOGO."}