{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-11 01:27:00 UTC","author_name":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/carcinogeneticist","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/95726","html":"WHY ARE YOU BUTCHERING THE COMPLETELY NORMAL COHERENT WORD "EVERYBODY" INTO A LUMPSQUIRT SHI- OH WAIT I'M TALKING TO TALKING MUSCLEBEASTS SO.. IGNORE THIS OR DON'T IGNORE THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T REALLY SEE WHAT I'M TYPING RIGHT NOW SINCE TEREZI *JUST* LICKED THE LOGO."}