{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-11 01:32:02 UTC","author_name":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/carcinogeneticist","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/95744","html":"NO NO NO, I'M OBVIOUSLY UNCONCIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE GAMZEE SABOTAGED MY FOOD WITH SOPOR SLIME. THE POSSIBILITIES OF ME LIVING IN AN ILLOGICAL BROKEN SOCIETY IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE IS 0% SO NICE TRY."}