{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)'s status on Saturday, 14-May-11 02:03:31 UTC","author_name":"Karkat Vantas (carcinogeneticist)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/carcinogeneticist","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/95821","html":"ARE YOU DYING IN A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL WAY RIGHT NOW, IF  YOU ARE THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU WON'T REPLY BECAUSE YOU'RE DYING."}