{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Monday, 06-Feb-12 20:16:49 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/968132","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2043\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Bell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdragon<\/span><\/a><\/span> You know, I've been shot at before, and none of those times scared the cheese out of my as much as when I'd hear a 3\/8ths drive ratchet whistle past my ear."}