{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Monday, 06-Feb-12 23:14:41 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/968411","html":"we were in health class watchin this first aid video, and this guy was opening a box. with a kitchen knife. and just stabs himself in the leg. what the hay???"}