{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 09-Feb-12 12:24:06 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/975019","html":"Found out the other day that if my mom had known that I'd turn out to be gay, she'd have named me 'Cornelius'.  I would have been The Coolest Dude."}