{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ruby (ruby)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Feb-12 01:44:13 UTC","author_name":"Ruby (ruby)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ruby","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/986161","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Valuable Customer\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ahh!!!!!! No!!!!!! Please don't!!! I... You wouldn't want that anyways... I can defend myself now... But I must go anyways. I'll take care of your kind after I get some rest."}