{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theironpony's status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-12 02:37:57 UTC","author_name":"theironpony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theironpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/989541","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6661\" class=\"url\" title=\"Trister\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">trister<\/span><\/a><\/span> Build a skylight in freefall. Attach rocket motor. Point it at basement. Fall through that. Simple, really."}