{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-12 15:58:46 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/997790","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> why not just .... MUST..RESIST..TROLL..NATURE!........AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!  MACBOOK!!... (turns into golem from LOTR)(My precious opportunity, it has arrived!)... (shifts back and forth between friendly brony and troll brony) NO!  MUST NOT TROLL!  HE IS A FRIEND! (shift)  BUT ITS A MAC!  (shift)  he also has linux! (shift) but I must troll him out of subjugated software and computers! (Shift)  MUST (shift) NOT (shift) TROLL! (somewhere in this shift, someone divided by zero) (several quick shifts later, troll nature gets rehidden)... cool... though, I must add you put me in a bit of an internal conflict..."}