{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)'s status on Friday, 17-Feb-12 16:24:27 UTC","author_name":"Insert FakeNameHere (the20percent)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/the20percent","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/997879","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> you know, I love those linux clusters that people can actually do PRODUCTIVE stuff on.  Shame you can't do the same with a mac XD.  why get a macbook, when you can just get a much better computer, like a toilet?  If you're into portability, I can recommend you a nice portapotty... atleast they allow you to modify everything on the most primal level (You asked for the troll)  and iPad?  what's that, I can't hear you over the TEGRA III, and this AMAZING ANDROID HARDWARE"}