{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Steve D. (delc17)'s status on Monday, 16-May-11 07:30:01 UTC","author_name":"Steve D. (delc17)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/delc17","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/99946","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">nsfw<\/a><\/span> Derp-Y:\nHey there doctor, here\u2019s another snack attack\nCuz I\u2019m phat, and I\u2019m hyper, time to lose that piper\nAnd now it\u2019s time to approach\nYou little wannabe foal, you can just croak, so I hope\nThat your fans understand what you\u2019re saying is crazy\nJust shut your face, cuz you\u2019re yappin is making me\nWanna toss hay, wanna toss jewels, wanna toss wild oats\nHey, watch for the flank, bro\nCuz this is \u201cThe Derpy\u201d, and now it\u2019s the season\nTo let the real muffinlovin b\u2019s in\nYou\u2019re just a foal who found a box and now you factor\nThat you can travel through time, and make it as an actor\nFixin problems, for fillies who idoled you \nBut you regret it now, when you met with Derpy Hooves\n(Hey D, he tried to make you into a fake)\nBut Derpy Hooves proved that he\u2019s just a cupcake\nHow come one minute Doctor Whooves is an earth guy\nAnd the next he\u2019s a Pegasus like little ol Fluttershy\nSo brony please, brony please, don\u2019t trot to these\nMuffinlovin real B\u2019s"}