{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Derek McElroy (bigponymac)'s status on Monday, 16-May-11 08:56:07 UTC","author_name":"Derek McElroy (bigponymac)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigponymac","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/99995","html":"Why in the world am I reading sad Derpy stories? They're so freaking depressing but I can't help myself."}